![Unicorn Necromancer [guest] by D. Long of EQComics](http://artisticdoom.com/ui/comics/2009-09-24-unicorn-ecromancer-guest-by-dan-long-eqcomics.png "Run from their cuteness god dammit RUN!")
Bow before the powers of the evil that is known as the Unicorn!
I must first thank a Dan Long, a good friend, and great artist, for this amazing guest strip. He is the author/artist of the comic Edmund Finney’s Quest to find the Meaning of Life, a great read [one of my personal favorites] and very visually appealing [black and white] tale. I unintentionally got overloaded with work and personal crap around the house, and nearly forgot about tonight’s post. Luckily, Mr. Long here probably surpassed what i would have done tonight anyway, so thanks a ton duder. :] Alright.. time for my pointless rant….
I don’t know about you but, unicorns to me seem freakin’ evil. Let me state my case:
Exhibit A: Charlie the Unicorn.
Unicorns fuckin’ steal kidneys.
Exhibit B:
Exhibit C: See Exhibit A, Fuckin’ A, ‘nough said.
“Hey, I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothin’, but I think unicorns are kick ass!” Haha! An awesome movie quote, and this guest strip is great! D. Long just recently did a Jefbot strip, so I’ve been going over to his site to check out his strip as well. It’s a small world after all, eh?
Oh yeah, and the Charlie The Unicorn vids are hi-larious! Been awhile since I’ve watched them, so thanks for bringing them back to my attention.
I was planning on doing a guest and sending one over to Jefbot but with my recent overhaul of work, especially all the prep work for Anhedonia Blue.. I just never got to it. Sad day.
What movie is that quote from?
Have you seen all three Charlie movies? Man, each one has at least one super memorable awesome moment. My favorite being the Star Fish in the third video. :]
I have seen all 3 Charlie videos on youtube. And yes! Starfish LOVES YOU!
The movie I was quoting before, was Orgazmo. I’m sure in the future when you have the time you can fill in as a guest artist over at JB’s place.
Guest strips are always fun, but time consuming because you want to really show off what you can do to get people interested in your work; So I’ll probably work on something eventually and send i to him.. Everyone in the industry needs a stock of them ready for anything unannounced situation to pop up… like how i needed this one from Dan. Thank God for such an awesome, close knit community!
I’m surprised.. but I’ve never heard of that movie.. I’ll have too look into it. :]
STARFISH LOVES YOU! haha… still gets me every time. <3
WHAT ! you haven’t heard of orgazmo!
You gotta check it out!
Then you’ll also have a pretty decent idea of what utah culture is like….well minus the porn industry part. LOL!
Have you seen SLC Punk? Is UT anything like that?
Why would I run from their cuteness like the popup thing says?
Cos cute is scary man. Have you ever petted a cute dog and then it suddenly snap and try to eat your hand off? (even if it couldn’t.. still a scary site..)
oh man d long is takin over the innernette world!
what so scary about unicorns chaaaaaaaaaaarlie!?
I know, he’s everywhere lately isn’t he! lol FML, Jefbot, now here!?! It’s good though, hes a great artist.
Whats scary is how they stole the dudes kidneys at the end of the first one.. They are just to no good.
chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie!!
Candy Mountain Charlie, CHARRRLLLIEE!
wow, great stuff Dan! You guys ever see the old 80′s movie “Last Unicorn”? Seems like it’s geared towards kids… but then, it’s kinda bizarre and creepy at the same time.
Is it actually worth watching? If you honestly recommend it, I’ll cehck it out. I’m down for bizarre and creepy anytime. :]
Fuck Charlie!! But this image is awesome.
WoohoO! Hey guys thanks for taking a look. I’m glad it’s well-received!
It was a great submission man, thanks again!
I must hide … I must hide from these creatures (I’ll be under my shabbily constructed “coffee table” if anyone needs me – or spots a unicorn)!
Honestly.. I don’t think there is any hiding from unicorns.. Once one has marked you as a target, your pretty much dead.
It’s perplexing those unicorns, when you think of them, a horse with a horn, what use would a horse with a horn but to murder, in nature horns are powerful things for gouging or digging to eat carnivorously so I can only conclude all unicorns are meat eaters unlike their hornless cousins. Oh what a profound thought when you think about it, you see a white horses with horns, almost as if a majestic sight to behold mounted by only the knights of the crusade soon to be died red with the blood of those they declare bound from god in a ironic display as unicorns would have been done in by god himself for us to not see them no more.
lol, your mind just made my mind explode!
Wow his work is creepy kool! did you know you can get unicorn mayonnaise?
sad you cant put movies in comments!
it does work, so I edited your comment to show the video. :]
I love Robot Chicken!
YYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so thats why there are no more unicorns around
Charlie the fricken Unicorn <3
not Charlie himself, he was just a victim of all the colorful asshole unicorns. He was a pretty cool dude that Charlie.
at least he found his kidney again though, too bad about losing the horn though … evil snowman =.=
wait… he finds his Kidney? When does that happen?
For what I called ‘version of the code-script’ -be it the original one or a mutant one -the term ‘allele’ has been; adopted. ,