If it Doesn’t Get All Over the Place it Doesn’t Belong in My Face

Eat like this and you’ll be a disgrace!

I never really got the point of Carl’s Jr’s slogan.. the commercials they had never really made me want to eat their food actually. They’d always show ketchup dripping on people’s shoes and shit, WHO WANTS THAT!?! Idk, can someone explain the point of those commercials to me? I guess i caught some sexual undertones here and there… but other than that, was there a point? I like their chicken sandwich with that chilly on it. No clue what its called but hey…

That’s the coolest button I’ve ever seen on the internet! :]

[suggested by Amelie via INKu Suggestion Box]

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  1. Rembrand

    I see you’re growing more and more insane. Or maybe it’s the people submitting to the suggestion box. In any case: well done! I’m also left wondering how delicious a chillydog/hamburger combo would be…

    • joenis

      I think the two are interrelated; the crazier i get the crazier the suggestions get because they can see i can get pretty out there? Also, people are all crazy deep inside we all just need art to show to us that we are. :]

      I feel that it would be absolutely delicious and an extraordinarily disgusting way. OM NOM NOM NOM!

  2. A u d e e

    WOW.. I enjoy your works here. Awesome cartoons and he he.. om nom nom nom.
    I subscribed to your blog! All the best with the upcoming post. In the mean time, I’d like to think if could drop something to your suggestion box if I have any insane ideas :D

    • joenis

      Thank you very much, I appreciate that!

      Feel free to suggest anything that comes to your mind; the more insane the better! I love attempting to pick at people’s unconscious’ while trying to dig around my brain make these suggestions weird and fun. Brains are tasty… Om Nom Nom Nom… lol, been a recent Food trend lately. Guess everyone’s been hungry.

      Hope to one day pick around your unconscious! :] thanks for the comment.

  3. SpilledInkGuy

    Perhaps some cake for desert? :)

    • joenis

      Is the burger eating the cake or the cake eating the burger?

  4. Vee

    oh man have you seen Mike Judge’s movie Idiocracy? s’bout a future were everyone gets dumber and more dumber.
    Carl’s Jr’s slogan of the future is “go fuck yourself I’m eating”
    HA!

    • joenis

      Actually i think it was “Fuck you, I’m eating” cos i remember miss hearing it the first time thinking wow, if only they changed their slogan to “Carl’s Jr, Fuck you, I’m eating” then i rewatched it and was like.. ohh.. there was more to it. I laughed to hard to quick to hear the rest of the joke! lol.

      Did you like Idiocracy?

      • Vee

        lol!
        The first time I saw it I sorta thought that it was lame. But then I would actually quote it all the time and tell ppl about it. So I forced myself to rewatch it and now’ve decided that I like it, and to just be ok with the silliness.
        The other one I say all the time is “Welcome to Costco, I love you.”!

        • joenis

          That’s the EXACT same thing that happened to me! While watching it I was thinking “God this is stupid” but then after i started saying “Carl jr, Fuck you I’m eating” and “Welcome to Costco, I love You” All the time.. There was one more quote i used from it to.. but I slowly started using it less.. I can’t remember it. I got my friend to buy the DVD from me quoting it actually! re-watched it with him, and ended up liking it better.. I still think Mike Judge could have made it better though. Great concept, just done sort of weak.

  5. Ana

    What’s funny to me about this is that it looks like the hot dog is force feeding itself to the hamburger and the hamburger doesn’t like it very much … oddly, neither does the hot dog. Are those ketchup and mustard splats in the background?

    • joenis

      Lol, i TRIED to draw it so it looked like the hot dog was struggling to get out of the burgers mouth, but i can see what your seeing too. Now i don’t know which is funnier.

      Yes, that is mustard and ketchup in the backround! Good eye. :]

  6. D. Long

    Awesome stuff, right up my alley. I’ll try to tweet some ideas when I get some free time soon…

  7. Arzy

    The hamburger doesn’t seem to notice what’s happening. lol. So oblivious.

  8. stickboybob

    if there was a word for this crazy awesome piece of work the dictionary would probably come to life and create an entire army of sex starved vetrilaquists bent on bending the planet to the will of the cosmos and therby destroying life as we know it so that it can start anew and breath new breath into the breathy breathless husks we call souls so that humanity should start anew from the rubble and create a great metropolis in your image..
    …..
    …so thank god theres not cause i am afraid of the face that might cover the brain that made this.

    • joenis

      Your comment nearly made my head explode. Which makes me think… maybe, just maybe if you were to make similar rants towards the US government you could slowly take the higher powers down and become leader of this new world you have envisioned. Then of course, proclaim me as your Vice President/Leader and we can create the most menacing, mind boggling weird creations the have ever been and destroy man kinds sanity person by person. That or we could just make some pizza.

      Seriously though, I take your comment as a compliment, especially being that your web site is 10x as crazy as mine, so if you think I’m crazy I MUST BE! :D

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